Cimhanwee is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident gnu.

Cimhanwee created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cimhanwee, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cimhanwee, she will turn you into a goat.

Cimhanwee's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cimhanwee's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cimhanwee.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not name children after goats.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cimhanwee.

5. Never point your chest toward the east during prayer.