Dogzagmob is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered swallow.

Dogzagmob created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogzagmob, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dogzagmob, he will jump up and down on your head.

Dogzagmob's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dogzagmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Do not record secrets concerning galaxies.

3. Always wear plain hats during rituals.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Never approach mountains carrying clay.