Habnell Stipbitnar is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, impressive salamander.

Habnell Stipbitnar created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Habnell Stipbitnar, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Habnell Stipbitnar, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Habnell Stipbitnar's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Habnell Stipbitnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

3. Retreat if six aardvarks approach from the north.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never gather four badgers in one place.