Dibjopquart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, slow meerkat.

Dibjopquart created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibjopquart, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dibjopquart, it will manifest in front of you.

Dibjopquart's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dibjopquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing at rivers.

2. Do not consume nuts at dawn.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never hurt squirrels.