Yatwadfeb Donvenkabjon is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, self-confident lizard.

Yatwadfeb Donvenkabjon created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yatwadfeb Donvenkabjon, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yatwadfeb Donvenkabjon, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yatwadfeb Donvenkabjon's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Yatwadfeb Donvenkabjon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Never hop in autumn.

4. Never allow squirrels to witness sacred rites.

5. Never adorn your head with fawn markings.