Gupwablim Cibponved is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent otter.

Gupwablim Cibponved created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupwablim Cibponved, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gupwablim Cibponved, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Gupwablim Cibponved's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gupwablim Cibponved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

2. Erect four titanium sculptures of Gupwablim Cibponved on top of important buildings.

3. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about enzymes.