Fencippop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, loving duck.

Fencippop created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fencippop, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fencippop, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fencippop's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Fencippop's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Do not resist fate.