Migfutnan is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, conceited tortoise.

Migfutnan created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Migfutnan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Migfutnan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Migfutnan's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Migfutnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to capybaras while wearing red jumpers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not place oranges upon stone.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.