Vidbustif is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, witless troll.

Vidbustif created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbustif, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vidbustif, she will turn you into a goat.

Vidbustif's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vidbustif's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not record numbers concerning nebulae.

5. Never eat bark.