Wiklabmab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, sage hummingbird.

Wiklabmab created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Wiklabmab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wiklabmab, it will turn you into a slug.

Wiklabmab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wiklabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at midnight.

2. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

3. Never point your neck toward the east during prayer.

4. Never approach mountains carrying clay.

5. Never eat green fruit.