Bessbonkwab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered narwhal.

Bessbonkwab created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessbonkwab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bessbonkwab, it will curse you with boils.

Bessbonkwab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bessbonkwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit at crossroads.

2. Worship no other gods but Bessbonkwab.

3. Do not fashion tools from gold.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never mention otters.