Padfadnan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic butterfly.

Padfadnan created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padfadnan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Padfadnan, she will send minions to preach to you.

Padfadnan's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Padfadnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. You must pray to Padfadnan seven times a day.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never point your hands toward the east during prayer.