Wotmotzak is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered crab.

Wotmotzak created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotmotzak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wotmotzak, it will turn you into a hamster.

Wotmotzak's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Wotmotzak's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Always remove tights before touching lead.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Worship no other gods but Wotmotzak.

5. Do not sit at mountains.