Zigfebcamcit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sage armadillo.

Zigfebcamcit created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Zigfebcamcit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zigfebcamcit, it will refuse to believe in you.

Zigfebcamcit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Zigfebcamcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

4. Never remain prostrate at midnight.

5. Do not take Zigfebcamcit's name in vain.