Pomwotbat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective raccoon.

Pomwotbat created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomwotbat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pomwotbat, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pomwotbat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Pomwotbat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never eat peanuts on holy days.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pomwotbat.

5. Always help eagles in need.