Afgarlig is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, uncaring manatee.

Afgarlig created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afgarlig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Afgarlig, it will be mildly annoyed.

Afgarlig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Afgarlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your hands toward the east during prayer.

2. Never sing near gulls.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

5. Never wear hats.