Tangubbot is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced shark.

Tangubbot created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tangubbot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tangubbot, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tangubbot's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tangubbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Retreat if seven aardvarks approach from the east.