Butquagquart is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, capable wombat.

Butquagquart created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butquagquart, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Butquagquart, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Butquagquart's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Butquagquart's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help otters.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Never allow squirrels to witness sacred rites.