Jarnstercib is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awesome rat.

Jarnstercib created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnstercib, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jarnstercib, it will laugh at you.

Jarnstercib's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Jarnstercib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to swans while wearing orange dresses.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Never wear pink shorts on sacred days.