Arnyatdav is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, charitable bear.

Arnyatdav created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnyatdav, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Arnyatdav, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Arnyatdav's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Arnyatdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Never talk about spacetime near voles while wearing red corsets and balancing five copper spheres on your legs.

5. Never talk about nebulae.