Gupkarkim Dimranran is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying hummingbird.

Gupkarkim Dimranran created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Gupkarkim Dimranran, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gupkarkim Dimranran, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gupkarkim Dimranran's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gupkarkim Dimranran's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet foxes for they are unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not prepare bananas while filled with envy.

5. Do not gather at doors at midday.