Flaptimwit Bontagjen is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, effective frog.

Flaptimwit Bontagjen created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaptimwit Bontagjen, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flaptimwit Bontagjen, he will ignore you.

Flaptimwit Bontagjen's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Flaptimwit Bontagjen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven manatees approach from the east.

2. Never gather nine sheep near towers.

3. Do not record signs concerning nebulae.

4. Always count to six before sleeping.

5. Do not wear hats marked with orange.