Nilfumflanpit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent owl.

Nilfumflanpit created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilfumflanpit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nilfumflanpit, he will destroy your favourite star.

Nilfumflanpit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nilfumflanpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Never adorn your face with red markings.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nilfumflanpit on top of all buildings.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.