Bammissig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, able shark.

Bammissig created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bammissig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bammissig, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bammissig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bammissig's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Never fashion tools from bone.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect seven tin sculptures of Bammissig on top of important buildings.