Bun is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, flying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bun created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bun, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bun's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bun's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow whales to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always wear blue.