Kikhudcum is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful badger.

Kikhudcum created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikhudcum, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kikhudcum, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kikhudcum's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Kikhudcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight pigs near towers.

2. Never point your chest toward the north during prayer.

3. Never gather five birds in one place.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide if three voles approach from the east.