Legdobhon is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, humane gorilla.

Legdobhon created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legdobhon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Legdobhon, he will think nothing of it.

Legdobhon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Legdobhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

3. Legdobhon loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

5. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.