Pibbentof is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, weak cat.

Pibbentof created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbentof, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pibbentof, it will cry a lot.

Pibbentof's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pibbentof's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four dogs approach from the south.

2. Never record names.

3. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never allow dolphins to witness sacred rites.