Likhom is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong bear.

Likhom created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likhom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Likhom, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Likhom's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Likhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Never feed lots of nuts to snakes while wearing green shoes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never play with disobedient children.