Gatmidsad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, flying sheep.

Gatmidsad created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatmidsad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gatmidsad, it will turn you into a snail.

Gatmidsad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gatmidsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

3. Never wear purple scarves on sacred days.

4. Never talk about dark energy near foxes while wearing red stockings.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.