Dunbosscun is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, prudent giraffe.

Dunbosscun created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunbosscun, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dunbosscun, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dunbosscun's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dunbosscun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

4. Never touch water while tainted.

5. Do not take Dunbosscun's name in vain.