Dussjindoss is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, almighty faun.

Dussjindoss created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussjindoss, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dussjindoss, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dussjindoss' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dussjindoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Always treat geese with great respect.

4. Always act with humility.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.