Fomlegyarp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent lobster.

Fomlegyarp created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomlegyarp, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fomlegyarp, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fomlegyarp's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fomlegyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Never mix carrots with ash.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

5. Do not cook food in pots.