Tigcatfit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast swan.

Tigcatfit created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigcatfit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tigcatfit, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tigcatfit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tigcatfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your hands toward the south during prayer.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.