Mobdonnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witty parrot.

Mobdonnutt created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobdonnutt, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mobdonnutt, it will turn you into a goat.

Mobdonnutt's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Mobdonnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mobdonnutt.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Never hop in summer.

5. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.