Begtettiteen is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy fox.

Begtettiteen created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Begtettiteen, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Begtettiteen, he will not care.

Begtettiteen's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Begtettiteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

2. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.