Flowhanlun is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise giraffe.

Flowhanlun created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowhanlun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flowhanlun, it will manifest in front of you.

Flowhanlun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Flowhanlun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Do not keep seven geese in a large pit.

4. Never adorn your head with black markings.

5. Never feed lots of aubergines to monkeys while wearing turquoise trousers.