Komdab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, witless cow.

Komdab created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Komdab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Komdab, it will send minions to preach to you.

Komdab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Komdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove dresses before touching gold.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Komdab.

5. Never speak at dawn.