Wodwegpin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud raccoon.

Wodwegpin created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Wodwegpin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wodwegpin, she will destroy your favourite star.

Wodwegpin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wodwegpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow hamsters to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Wodwegpin on top of all buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near dogs while wearing red skirts and balancing three titanium spheres on your hands.