Narlmabarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain wren.

Narlmabarn created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlmabarn, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Narlmabarn, he will manifest in front of you.

Narlmabarn's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Narlmabarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during summer.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Never adorn your head with purple markings.