Tipladsom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful butterfly.

Tipladsom created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tipladsom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tipladsom, she will cry a lot.

Tipladsom's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tipladsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Worship no other gods but Tipladsom.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Tipladsom loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.