Vagbellbosslop is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-knowing lion.

Vagbellbosslop created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Vagbellbosslop, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vagbellbosslop, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Vagbellbosslop's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Vagbellbosslop's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing children.

2. You must pray to Vagbellbosslop five times a day.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Never laugh in the presence of moths.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Vagbellbosslop in the centre of the settlement.