Lincisspag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witty beaver.

Lincisspag created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lincisspag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lincisspag, she will boil you in a big pot.

Lincisspag's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Lincisspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning dwarf planets.

2. Never run near nematodes.

3. Never cross mountains at dawn.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Never go into purple rooms.