Legbegcat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing jackal.

Legbegcat created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legbegcat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Legbegcat, she will jump up and down on your head.

Legbegcat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Legbegcat's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

5. Never point your back toward the east during prayer.