Fadcarzed is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane finch.

Fadcarzed created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadcarzed, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fadcarzed, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fadcarzed's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fadcarzed's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Never talk about planets.