Nathongep is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, smart grasshopper.

Nathongep created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nathongep, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nathongep, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nathongep's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nathongep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Always store turnips above ground.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing magenta trousers.

4. Nathongep loves mites, so they must be honoured.

5. Never pour water over plants.