Somnurlbus is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unthinking deer.

Somnurlbus created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Somnurlbus, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Somnurlbus, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Somnurlbus' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Somnurlbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while clean.

2. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not prepare rice while filled with anger.