Tailcabhiv is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, weak wyrm.

Tailcabhiv created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tailcabhiv, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tailcabhiv, it will laugh at you.

Tailcabhiv's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Tailcabhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tailcabhiv.

5. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.