Hamhatfit is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful toad.

Hamhatfit created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamhatfit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hamhatfit, it will laugh at you.

Hamhatfit's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hamhatfit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight horses approach from the south.

2. Retreat if four eagles approach from the north.

3. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

4. Do not name children after capybaras.

5. Put Hamhatfit first in all things.