Rigarflig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered donkey.

Rigarflig created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigarflig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rigarflig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rigarflig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rigarflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not keep five seals in a large pit.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near porpoises while wearing green coats and balancing four zinc spheres on your arms.

5. Never proclaim while facing south.